It's like I'm a lady... but I'm not.
Awe meaning dread mixed with veneration. Awe meaning “solemn and reverential wonder, tinged with … fear, inspired by what is … sublime and majestic in nature,” according to the OED.
Toba.
Toba was the largest volcanic explosion of the past two million years. Toba Volcano blew 74,000 years ago.
Priscilla Long discusses volcanoes, destruction, and the true meaning of awesome. Read Toba.
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Disaster.
Flubbin’ left and right. Just keep smiling and nodding.
Actual thoughts in italics.
Oh, you’re married? No way! That’s great! Since when?!
Next, please. :: eyes venturing elsewhere ::
Oh, you’re gay? Ha, oh, yeah, of course I fucking knew it.
Must. recalibrate. gaydar.
So, what do you do? Oh, you live with your parents right now?
How many of you exist?!?!
Shots?! Okay, sure. Cheers, new friend! ::vomits::
:: while vomiting :: Look who’s not getting laid tonight! Watch how much vomit I have! None! Because I starve myself to look pretty. Will you fuck me?! Oh god, my breath. Where is he going?!
Oh, you work out, huh? No, I don’t want to touch your arm. Okay, actually, I don’t care AND you’re pushing your luck, buddy. Please leave. Now.
… success.
:: Rolls over in bed ::
Who the fu…
Oh, that’s your girlfriend? My bad. I don’t want no prahlems.
Could totally lay him. Should I lay him? Nah.
Oh, you’re gay? What about tonight?
You think you’re sooo slick.
Where’s that dude with the arms?
… fail.
Oh, you’re married? … … …
Say something, you idiot. See that ring? DUMB ASS.
Brought to you by the single life.
Partially.
Do-Ho Suh, Paratrooper
(The threads are attached to a cloth of embroidered signatures of soldiers who died in war)
Amazing.
El Malo Grande and its Spanish 75. My new love. (Taken with instagram)
Always looking up. (Taken with instagram)
I have dog problems, I know. These are some friends of mine: Rambo, Roxy and Recon. Cuteness melt. (Taken with instagram)
Gah
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Barter 2 Billions, my friends Tim, Jeromy and I have decided to become billionaires this year. Here’s that story.
What did I just watch? I know 2/3 of these people. In my tumblr feed how?!