It's like I'm a lady... but I'm not.: Archive

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Hi. I called you... like you wanted.

“So. I’m just, um. Thank you for calling. I have not honestly been thinking about this - at all, actually. I had company in town for three days and that was really busy. And… I’m busy with the tea. And… I guess, because, you know… It was what it was. And I. And there’s nothing to talk about. Um. So, yeah. I was planning on coming to your party on...

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Feb 17th

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A summation of the past 7 days

-End a relationship with a friend for inappropriateness -But don’t have a breakdown yet -Get drunk -Bust your tires -Lose your wallet and have no means of payment for said tires -Lose your wallet and have no means of filling your empty tank with gas -Pout, but don’t have a breakdown yet. Almost. But don’t. -Have your pride shot to shit by having a neighbor rescue you...

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We have each other and it's wonderful.

Slowly, yes, We’ll get there, You and I A sullen walk, Hands in pockets, A moon sharing his shadow The faint scent of an old friend The wind blows by No longer — Somehow we knew so many of the same people and I never had the chance to know her well. With cancer being such a raging fire in my family alone, I can only imagine the difficulty those close to her are experiencing. Rest in...

Jan 30th

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Jan 25th

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WAKE UP CALLIN'

Flubbin’ left and right. Just keep smiling and nodding. Actual thoughts in italics. Oh, you’re married? No way! That’s great! Since when?! Next, please. :: eyes venturing elsewhere :: Oh, you’re gay? Ha, oh, yeah, of course I fucking knew it. Must. recalibrate. gaydar. So, what do you do? Oh, you live with your parents right now? How many of you exist?!?! Shots?!...

Jan 25th

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Jan 6th

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Up and down we go.: Dear Customer who stuck up for... →

sweetupndown: you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The…

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Rocketboom: Mission [Maybe] Accomplished: Finding... →

rocketboom: A simulated event, featuring the appearance of the Higgs boson particle (via). Tomorrow, around 9am EST, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Switzerland are expected to confirm that they have observed the Higgs boson “God” particle in repeated experiments.

Dec 13th

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Rocketboom: Twitter-Bot Battle From Russia With... →

rocketboom: How much you can trust Twitter… On Sunday Russians voted in the Duma, Russia’s parliament elections. Vladimir Putin’s United Russia party won a majority of the votes (surprise, surprise…), and many Russians are unhappy with the results. The internet is flooded with videos and I’m disgusted, shocked and impressed.

Dec 9th

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