February 2012
8 posts
Watchtyleroakley:
Just one of those posts I can’t NOT reblog.
things i say about alcohol
Hi. I called you... like you wanted.
“So.
I’m just, um.
Thank you for calling.
I have not honestly been thinking about this - at all, actually. I had company in town for three days and that was really busy. And… I’m busy with the tea. And… I guess, because, you know… It was what it was. And I. And there’s nothing to talk about. Um. So, yeah. I was planning on coming to your party on...
A summation of the past 7 days
-End a relationship with a friend for inappropriateness -But don’t have a breakdown yet -Get drunk -Bust your tires -Lose your wallet and have no means of payment for said tires -Lose your wallet and have no means of filling your empty tank with gas -Pout, but don’t have a breakdown yet. Almost. But don’t. -Have your pride shot to shit by having a neighbor rescue you...