It's like I'm a lady... but I'm not.

Shit happens. Then you blog about it apparently. And no, I won't hold your hand through it.
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Asker tumblrbot Asks:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
smithereeeeens smithereeeeens Said:

My vibrator.

(AMIRIGHT,LADIES?!)