It's like I'm a lady... but I'm not.

-End a relationship with a friend for inappropriateness
-But don’t have a breakdown yet
-Get drunk
-Bust your tires
-Lose your wallet and have no means of payment for said tires
-Lose your wallet and have no means of filling your empty tank with gas
-Pout, but don’t have a breakdown yet. Almost. But don’t.
-Have your pride shot to shit by having a neighbor rescue you (can’t really complain)
-Recover said items, sigh of relief, hope for a better rest of the week
-Have several cancellations, personal and professional
-Question professional implementation of certain policies, sacrificing your genuine trust in people
-Question your trust in people

-OH YEAH. Phone issues, too. Lose all business and personal contacts. For now. Yay more unnecessary work to do. 

-Find out your car key no longer works on the driver side door?
-Lock your keys in your car 
-Ask yourself, “Are you a fucking moron?”
-Hope for a better rest of the weekend, anticipating a date…
-And… another slight let down.

Break down?

What the fuck is happening?

It could always be worse. It could always be worse. It could always be worse.

#firstworldproblems #quitbeingabitch